Massive Keebleland Attraction Database
Above: The Ralph's Car Tour Break attraction, automatically offending in the fading sunlight
Ralph's Car Tour Break
January 25, 2013
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The Ralph's Car Tour Break entrance is like a cruise across the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can break them by hugging the motors.
- Warning: just before the summer, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
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