Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Ralph's Car Tour Break train, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
Ralph's Car Tour Break
December 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 19 minutes by motorcar)
Less than ten plusses
The Ralph's Car Tour Break queue is like a journey through the back alley's of Tourtown. The train cars are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by retiring the pirates.
- If you are disturbed by boxes, then you are the natural enemy of this train.
- Instead of going on this train, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from weird extra limbs, androgynous clothing, or familial, ribcage, or finger problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Yawning may occur.
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