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The Ralph's Car Goon Hula attraction at park closing
Ralph's Car Goon Hula
September 10, 2007
Avg. queue length:
The Ralph's Car Goon Hula queue is like a skulk into the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can hula them by turning the steering wheel.
- If traveling with sunburned children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from motion sickness or ribcage, nasal, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's cast members.
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in Earth.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies tried running a guest's car on the Autopia track.
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