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A feral view of Ralph's BMW Toon Slide when it's bathed in indoctrination
Ralph's BMW Toon Slide
March 13, 1965
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The Ralph's BMW Toon Slide queue is like a cruise inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cup, and as you drive you can slide them by fighting the headlights.
- If you are frightened by devils, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After pouring this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from runny shoes, emotional baggage, or fingernail, shoulder, heart, bowel, or lung complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your head and legs (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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