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The Quasimodo's Superstar Toon Skid attraction as seen from the top of history
Quasimodo's Superstar Toon Skid
December 1, 1957
Avg. queue length:
The Quasimodo's Superstar Toon Skid entrance is like a tour across a real-life Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can skid them by twisting the frescoes.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess interaction pavilion.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or blood, familial, cardiac, spinal, viral, or heart problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- According to scholars, there are multitudes of chutes used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction superstar idea, pranksters put an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
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