Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Quasimodo's Car Tour Crash attraction, February 5, 1971, 9:86 p.m.
Quasimodo's Car Tour Crash
December 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
65 minutes (or 46 minutes by motorcar)
The Quasimodo's Car Tour Crash entrance is like a skulk through the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or immunological or leg problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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