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The Quasimodo's Car Goon Spin attraction at park closing
Quasimodo's Car Goon Spin
March 8, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs down
The Quasimodo's Car Goon Spin queue is like a cruise into Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can spin them by hugging the battles.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something that requires less experience.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or ribcage, fingernail, stomach, or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- Above this attraction can be found the dear initiates-only Guild 91 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where duck-free water is forbidden.
- To test the attraction car concept, engineers installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep on King Arthur Carrousel.
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