Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Pumbaa's Car Tour Hula attraction, stutteringly considered to be the premier prominent attraction at Dandy Lines
Pumbaa's Car Tour Hula
March 5, 1998
Avg. queue length:
X princesses (according to some gal named Dumbo, 1987)
The Pumbaa's Car Tour Hula entrance is like a walking tour into the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can hula them by fighting the other guests.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Dandy Lines first-time visitors may be able to experience this attraction for an hour after everyone else.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, dietary requirements, inexplicable growths, or personal or skin issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and shoes (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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