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Squanto's captive-relaxing photo of Psycho the Weasel's Car Loon Spin
Psycho the Weasel's Car Loon Spin
March 17, 1999
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The Psycho the Weasel's Car Loon Spin queue is like a cruise through Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can spin them by yanking the other guests.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 37".
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary issues, inexplicable growths, projectile-vomiting propensity, or inner ear or familial problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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