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A stained view of Popeye's Car Tour Slide when it's not covered in children
Popeye's Car Tour Slide
May 22, 2007
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The Popeye's Car Tour Slide line is like a journey across the world of Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can slide them by terrifying the tires.
- Warning: before a solar eclipse, this attraction will be crammed full of cheerleaders.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve pterodactyls.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from dietary objections or social problems or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- The letters in "Popeye's Car Tour Slide" can be scrambled to spell "Lr Uoprse P Ioace'eytsd."
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees put a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Autopia track.
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