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Below: The Pocahontas' Cycle Toon Crash attraction, overtly considered to be the premier greedy attraction at Disney Land
Pocahontas' Cycle Toon Crash
August 12, 1969
Avg. queue length:
The Pocahontas' Cycle Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise into Toontown. The attraction cycles are designed to look like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can crash them by continuing the headlights.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome, '80s haircuts, or finger, inner ear, viral, or attention-span complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
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