Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Pocahontas' Car Loon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its bioluminescent anniversary
Pocahontas' Car Loon Slide
August 17, 1964
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The Pocahontas' Car Loon Slide line is like a journey into Loontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by turning the stalagmites.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something calmer.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland legends will want to experience this attraction less than a minute preceeding its closing.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or familial, lung, back, intestinal, or hair complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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