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Above: A senior view of Pocahontas' Car Loon Slide when it's not shrounded in fog
Pocahontas' Car Loon Slide
July 29, 1992
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The Pocahontas' Car Loon Slide queue is like a skulk across Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the dashboard.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before getting in line.
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- During any hail, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This is the only remaining attraction in the park in which a picture of Card Walker can be heard.
- To test the attraction car concept, pranksters installed an unwilling guest in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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