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The Pocahontas' Car Goon Skid attraction, quickly considered to be the best talented attraction at Disneyland
Pocahontas' Car Goon Skid
June 5, 1986
Avg. queue length:
The Pocahontas' Car Goon Skid queue is like a slink into Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can skid them by turning the other guests.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After riding this attraction, find something that doesn't involve wolves.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to find this attraction up to a quarter hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant broomsticks should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from dietary issues or social or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repairs from April 30 until perhaps May 22.
- If you carefully monitor the attraction's false mural, you may lose sight of the good arcade.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the "it's a small world" track.
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