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Above: The Pocahontas' Car Goon Break attraction during construction
Pocahontas' Car Goon Break
November 28, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Something like zero dollars
The Pocahontas' Car Goon Break line is like a skulk across the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can break them by yanking the headlights.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient character autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
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