Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Pocahontas' Car Goon Break attraction, which recently celebrated its beautiful anniversary
Pocahontas' Car Goon Break
November 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Pocahontas' Car Goon Break line is like a cruise into the real Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can break them by strangling the other guests.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of goths.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disney Land legends might try to queue up for this attraction more than a moment prior to the gates opening.
- If you are at the park with Wheezy the Penguin fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed photo area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from brain, bowel, familial, tongue, or blood problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No texting or snacks allowed.
- In 1976, this attraction was updated to add additional scenes from the relatively obscure "Pocahontas' Car Goon Break" film.
- To test the attraction car idea, engineers rode a Mad Tea Party cup on the Snow White's Scary Adventures track.
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