Massive Zurgland Attraction Database
Psycho the Weasel's pencil-bouncing photo of Piglet's Car Doom Slide
Piglet's Car Doom Slide
May 13, 1979
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The Piglet's Car Doom Slide line is like a cruise across the bad part of Doomtown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can slide them by twisting the headlights.
- If you are frightened by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from excessive drooling or clothing, blood, bowel, hip, immunological, or back issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains holographic characters.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and legs away from the cast members at appropriate times.
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