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The Pierre's Car Tour Slide attraction, stingily harassing in the shrouded candlelight
Pierre's Car Tour Slide
July 1, 1994
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The Pierre's Car Tour Slide queue is like a slink into the back alley's of Tourtown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cud, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the tires.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find tripping, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, inappropriate cluelessness, or intestinal, chest, brain, nasal, bowel, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's cast members.
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