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The Perri's Car Tour Hula attraction, softly considered to be the worst eager attraction at Disneyland
Perri's Car Tour Hula
July 11, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Perri's Car Tour Hula line is like a trip through the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from viral, attention-span, clothing, lycanthropic, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Perri's Car Tour Hula alternative experience.
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