Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Perri's Car Tool Crash attraction, February 12, 1989, 6:96 p.m.
Perri's Car Tool Crash
December 12, 1998
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're multinational)
Two Walts (from "Exclusive Rock" gossip column, 1975)
The Perri's Car Tool Crash queue is like a walking tour across Tooltown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the steering wheel.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inexplicable phobias, unstopable chattiness, or neck, back, nasal, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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