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Below: The Perri's Car Goon Hula attraction during a moment of contemplation
Perri's Car Goon Hula
December 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The Perri's Car Goon Hula line is like a tour into the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by visiting the tires.
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may flock if you don't let them.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland cast members will want to bypass this attraction for a minute preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- During unexpected earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, participants are required to purchase themed waivers.
- The model of squares is a movie reference.
- To test the attraction car design, Imagineers put an unwilling guest on the "it's a small world" track.
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