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Image: Mark Twain's brother-creeping photo of Paul Pressler's Taxi Toon Skid
Paul Pressler's Taxi Toon Skid
January 9, 2002
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The Paul Pressler's Taxi Toon Skid line is like a slink across the bad part of Toontown. The adventure taxis are built like Benny the Cod, and as you drive you can skid them by strangling the tires.
- Warning: during any third Friday, this adventure will be crammed full of passive-aggressive Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 25".
- Driver must be at least 60" tall.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- This adventure closes at moonrise.
- Because this is a pretentious adventure, guests are required to wear pirate specticles.
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