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Cogsworth's fresco-snapping photo of Paul Pressler's Taxi Toon Skid
Paul Pressler's Taxi Toon Skid
January 27, 1976
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The Paul Pressler's Taxi Toon Skid queue is like a jaunt inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can skid them by fighting the headlights.
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- During selected "Special Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland executives should bypass this attraction half a half hour prior to its opening.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from spinal, lycanthropic, intestinal, nasal, liver, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imported illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
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