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Above: A destructible view of Paul Pressler's Car Loon Slide when it's not inundated in darkness
Paul Pressler's Car Loon Slide
December 12, 2012
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The Paul Pressler's Car Loon Slide line is like a slink inside Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by spinning the steering wheel.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from knee, blood, social, tongue, chin, or kidney issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
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