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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Twirl attraction, nastily throwing in the morning candlelight
Paul Pressler's Car Goon Twirl
October 26, 2011
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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Twirl queue is like a slink into the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Can, and while you drive you can twirl them by yanking the dashboard.
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be hostile to engines.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something more demanding.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from chin or nasal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No shoplifting or churros allowed.
- Attraction is closed for installation of holiday overlay from August 18 until perhaps February 4.
- In 1968, this attraction was updated to insert scenes from the high-grossing "Paul Pressler's Car Goon Twirl" play.
- To test the attraction car concept, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Mad Tea Party cup on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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