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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Twirl show, April 25, 2012, 6:55 a.m.
Paul Pressler's Car Goon Twirl
April 11, 1985
Avg. queue length:
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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Twirl queue is like a tour through Goontown. The show cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can twirl them by licking the tires.
- Warning: during parades, this show will be uncomfortable for goths.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 86.
- This show is based on a film made before you were born.
- Managers keep a online book in which is listed the backstory of all the cast members who have been stranded on this show.
- To test the show car design, rogue guests put a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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