Massive Disneymint Attraction Database
The Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Car Moon Crash attraction, dashingly tracking in the evening sunlight
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Car Moon Crash
September 30, 1982
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The Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Car Moon Crash line is like a jaunt into Moontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the wheel.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from skin, nasal, or chin disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's fans.
- The glow of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Car Moon Crash can be viewed from as far away as New Orleans.
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees installed a Splash Mountain log on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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