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Above: The Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Car Goon Twirl dark ride, greedily deceiving in the evening sunlight
Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Car Goon Twirl
December 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanatics:
At least five toons
The Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's Car Goon Twirl line is like a jaunt through the bad part of Goontown. The dark ride cars are made to look like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can twirl them by strangling the tires.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of closed spaces, unstylish haircuts, or personal, brain, shoulder, neck, leg, or familial disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During particularly intense weather, this dark ride may melt.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
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