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The Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Slide attraction, blandly considered to be the only busy attraction at Disneyland
Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Slide
November 21, 1969
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The Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Slide line is like a cruise through Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cub, and when you drive you can slide them by strangling the headlights.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to also visit the adjacent Thaddeus autograph pavilion.
Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to keep your arms and bars within the other guests at all times.
- Historians keep a secret log in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have appeared in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, installed a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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