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At right: The Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Hula attraction as seen from the top of a temple
Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Hula
November 1, 1963
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The Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Hula queue is like a walking tour inside Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with Tarzan fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph pavilion.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, weird tattoos, emotional baggage, or lycanthropic complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may offend modern sensibilities.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons inside the other guests at appropriate times.
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