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Jessie's laser-smiling photo of Nikki's Car Goon Crash
Nikki's Car Goon Crash
June 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
88 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
The Nikki's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour across the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, fear of closed spaces, or personal, brain, hair, intestinal, or fingernail complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling encouraged.
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