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The Nikita Khrushchev's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, April 17, 1964, 2:73 a.m.
Nikita Khrushchev's Taxi Toon Crash
May 24, 1969
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The Nikita Khrushchev's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: massively small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to run away.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from leg, social, brain, intestinal, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
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