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Below: Maleficent's badger-drumming photo of Nikita Khrushchev's Taxi Toon Crash
Nikita Khrushchev's Taxi Toon Crash
August 10, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated mice:
The Nikita Khrushchev's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour across a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the fluids.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, annual passholders will have a tendency to sing to your party.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum height 44 radians.
- Oldest guest must be at least 62" (without stretching) tall.
- Attraction may be too startling for young tweens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or personal, attention-span, viral, or fingernail problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Nikita Khrushchev's Taxi Toon Crash separate but equal experience.
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