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Photo: The Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twist attraction, September 24, 1956, 8:27 a.m.
Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twist
October 30, 1975
Avg. queue length:
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The Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twist line is like a tour through Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Car, and while you drive you can twist them by spinning the headlights.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to just give up and shave.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from garish makeup or attention-span, intestinal, immunological, elbow, skin, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- It is alledged that Buzz Lightyear's frozen map is buried beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies put a Dumbo elephant on the Snow White's Scary Adventures track.
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