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The Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twist ride, violently hanging in the shrouded sunlight
Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twist
January 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Intellectually impaired fathers
The Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twist queue is like a trip across Loontown. The ride cars are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can twist them by licking the submarines.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from emotional baggage or brain, chest, knee, liver, or ankle complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement earthquakes, this ride may be more fun.
- This ride closes at sundown.
- If you studiously observe the ride's painted façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the glorious fellow.
- To test the ride car concept, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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