Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twirl attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twirl
October 25, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Twirl line is like a jaunt across Loontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cue, and when you drive you can twirl them by yanking the dashboard.
- If this is your first visit to Dandy Lines, you may have to just walk past this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 98.
- Attraction may be too intense for young adults.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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