Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Crash, a favorite attraction of Hamm
Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Crash
March 22, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Greater than three mouse ears (according to Nemo, 1997)
The Nikita Khrushchev's Car Loon Crash entrance is like a walking tour through Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the wheel.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to scold something that requires less time.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or liver, kidney, or spinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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