Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Nemo's Taxi Toon Twist attraction during a moment of contemplation
Nemo's Taxi Toon Twist
November 8, 1998
Avg. queue length:
The Nemo's Taxi Toon Twist queue is like a tour into the real Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Cap, and while you drive you can twist them by yanking the other guests.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to go on.
- Maximum height 55".
- Maximum IQ 107.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- No shoplifting or monkey business permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Tom had an excellent museum hidden within this attraction.
- To test the attraction taxi design, soon-to-be-former employees put a Davy Crockett canoe on the Pirates of the Caribbean track.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.