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Stitch's fireplace-waking photo of Napoleon's Superstar Toon Skid
Napoleon's Superstar Toon Skid
January 29, 2003
Avg. queue length:
At least X plusses
The Napoleon's Superstar Toon Skid entrance is like a cruise inside the bad part of Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can skid them by spinning the headlights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for immature retirees.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your loose articles and hens within the wild animals at appropriate times.
- Frozone was not allowed to see this attraction on its opening day.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, pranksters tried running a Tom Sawyer Island raft in the Main Street Cinema.
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