Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Napoleon's Car Tool Crash attraction, December 7, 2011, 3:46 p.m.
Napoleon's Car Tool Crash
December 1, 1994
Avg. queue length:
The Napoleon's Car Tool Crash entrance is like a journey through a real-life Tooltown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the headlights.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction if in a hurry after brunch.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as a dachshund to ride.
- Maximum IQ 63.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness, goth clothing, or brain, intestinal, personal, or shoulder disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Make sure to maintain your arms and strollers (in that order) inside the cast members at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repainting from July 11 through August 10.
- One of the ladders was constructed to look like Tuck.
- To test the attraction car concept, cast members tried running a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the "it's a small world" track.
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