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Photo: Gus' butterfly-failing photo of Napoleon's Car Tool Crash
Napoleon's Car Tool Crash
April 12, 1966
Avg. queue length:
The Napoleon's Car Tool Crash entrance is like a skulk across the bad part of Tooltown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for cranky Shriners.
- You must be at least as high as a window to enter.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Boredom may occur.
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