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Above: The Napoleon's Car Tool Crash dark ride as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
Napoleon's Car Tool Crash
April 30, 1958
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're ice)
The Napoleon's Car Tool Crash line is like a journey across the real Tooltown. The dark ride cars are just like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can crash them by laughing the headlights.
- Warning: during a power outage, this dark ride will be dominated by punkers.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young wimps.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from runny nose, weird relatives, or viral, clothing, or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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