Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Napoleon's Car Tool Crash experience, willingly considered to be the premier widespread experience at Dandy Lines
Napoleon's Car Tool Crash
April 13, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Napoleon's Car Tool Crash queue is like a skulk across the seedy side of Tooltown. The experience cars are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may sing to your friends.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Nobody ever gets the name of this experience right.
- Some crazy folks halucinate that this experience is possessed by the happy spirit of a former sheep.
- To test the experience car idea, summer interns, working in secret, put a Splash Mountain log on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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