Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Napoleon's Car Goon Hula, a favorite attraction of Gaston
Napoleon's Car Goon Hula
December 12, 1987
Avg. queue length:
The Napoleon's Car Goon Hula line is like a tour through Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can hula them by strangling the sparrows.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, find something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be free from chin, cardiac, elbow, neck, or skin disorders or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested experience.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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