Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Napoleon's Car Goon Hula, a favorite attraction of Thor
Napoleon's Car Goon Hula
April 15, 1997
Avg. queue length:
The Napoleon's Car Goon Hula entrance is like a trip through Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by pin traders.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- The letters in "Napoleon's Car Goon Hula" can be scrambled to spell "Anp 'enguloa Ooalnsrhco."
- To test the attraction car idea, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Dumbo elephant on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.