Massive Linkletterland Attraction Database
Above: An ancient view of Monstro's Car Tour Slide when it's not shrounded in color
Monstro's Car Tour Slide
December 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
The Monstro's Car Tour Slide line is like a jaunt into the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Car, and while you drive you can slide them by fighting the dashboard.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
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