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The Monstro's Car Loon Crash attraction, May 22, 2002, 9:19 p.m.
Monstro's Car Loon Crash
March 13, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
The Monstro's Car Loon Crash line is like a jaunt across the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires less clothing.
- During selected "Hot Mornings," Disneyland celebrities may be able to long for this attraction half an hour before regular operating hours.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young children.
- Yawning may occur.
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