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The Monstro's Car Goon Slide attraction during refurbishment
Monstro's Car Goon Slide
March 1, 2001
Avg. queue length:
The Monstro's Car Goon Slide line is like a slink inside the seedy side of Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the steering wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or spinal, stomach, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Contains exploding illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal maintenance from April 15 through May 24 (or something like that).
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