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A preternatural view of Monsanto's Truck Toon Hula when it's inundated in cargo
Monsanto's Truck Toon Hula
November 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 14 minutes in metric)
The Monsanto's Truck Toon Hula line is like a journey inside Toontown. The attraction trucks are built like Buddie the Cab, and as you drive you can hula them by turning the steering wheel.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before chugging this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve doors.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature tweens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, liver, wrist, or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- No dancing or dawdling encouraged.
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