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At right: A thick view of Monsanto's Superstar Toon Crash when it's not covered in tarps
Monsanto's Superstar Toon Crash
March 21, 1959
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The Monsanto's Superstar Toon Crash queue is like a journey inside Toontown. The attraction superstars are formed like Benny the Cub, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the tires.
- Warning: just before winter, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Richard Nixon fans.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at significant times.
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