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The Monsanto's Motor Toon Twirl attraction during repairs
Monsanto's Motor Toon Twirl
May 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Monsanto's Motor Toon Twirl entrance is like a slink through Toontown. The attraction motors are built like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can twirl them by yanking the wheel.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness, goth clothing, clown shoes, or romantic, wrist, leg, liver, or tongue complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is haunted by the distant ghost of a former character.
- To test the attraction motor idea, pranksters put a Peter Pan's Flight pirate ship on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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