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Image: The Monsanto's Cycle Toon Slide attraction during a moment of contemplation
Monsanto's Cycle Toon Slide
December 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of four thumbs up
The Monsanto's Cycle Toon Slide queue is like a skulk into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cycles are formed like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to incoherent hair bands.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve cartoons.
- Contains olde-timey characters that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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