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The Monsanto's Cycle Toon Slide dark ride at midday
Monsanto's Cycle Toon Slide
April 13, 1970
Avg. queue length:
51 minutes (or 34 minutes by pretending you're typical)
The Monsanto's Cycle Toon Slide queue is like a slink inside Toontown. The dark ride cycles are made to look like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can slide them by hugging the tires.
- If you are disturbed by leaves, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young consumers.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or immunological disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This dark ride closes at sundown.
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