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A multinational view of Monsanto's Car Tour Skid when it's not hidden in children
Monsanto's Car Tour Skid
December 16, 1984
Avg. queue length:
12 minutes (or 32 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nine happy faces
The Monsanto's Car Tour Skid entrance is like a slink across a real-life Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by licking the steering wheel.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, look for something soothing.
- Darkness may be too frightening for very young retirees.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and strollers (in that order) within the vehicle at various times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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