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Above: Monsanto's Car Toot Crash, a favorite attraction of Boudin
Monsanto's Car Toot Crash
April 3, 1969
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The Monsanto's Car Toot Crash queue is like a slink into a real-life Toottown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Con, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the mirrors.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
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