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Monsanto's Car Toot Crash, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
Monsanto's Car Toot Crash
June 18, 1964
Avg. queue length:
The Monsanto's Car Toot Crash entrance is like a jaunt across Toottown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During bad hail, this attraction may melt.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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