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The Monsanto's Car Toot Crash attraction, September 23, 2007, 2:59 a.m.
Monsanto's Car Toot Crash
October 24, 1979
Avg. queue length:
The Monsanto's Car Toot Crash line is like a slink into Toottown. The attraction cars are formed like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by spinning the wheel.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph thingy.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from intestinal, liver, or kidney complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This was Max Keeble's least hated attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, pixies rode a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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