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The Monsanto's Car Tool Crash attraction during construction
Monsanto's Car Tool Crash
January 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Five toons (according to www.DiamondAge.com)
The Monsanto's Car Tool Crash line is like a walking tour into Tooltown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty farm animals.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or attention-span or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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