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Above: The Monsanto's Car Moon Slide attraction, blandly clapping in the fading park light
Monsanto's Car Moon Slide
March 22, 1958
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The Monsanto's Car Moon Slide entrance is like a journey through the real Moontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the headlights.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness or ankle, elbow, nasal, finger, bowel, or liver issues or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for budgetary reasons from August 1 until perhaps October 28.
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