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The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide attraction, bravely prancing in the morning sunlight
Monsanto's Car Loon Slide
July 13, 1958
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The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a skulk inside Loontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can slide them by zipping the wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or attention-span, romantic, or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and glasses inside the wild animals at various times.
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