Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide dark ride, May 22, 2001, 5:16 a.m.
Monsanto's Car Loon Slide
June 1, 1960
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The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a tour through the seedy side of Loontown. The dark ride cars are built like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the other guests.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this dark ride in the morning.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- One of the heralds was created to smell as directed by Kronk.
- To test the dark ride car idea, pixies rode a Davy Crockett canoe on the Monorail track.
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