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The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide attraction, lispingly considered to be the best spectacular attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Car Loon Slide
September 6, 2014
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The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a jaunt into Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by spinning the tires.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to Tron impersonators.
- Minimum height 41".
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Elastigirl's frozen instruction is buried beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, designers installed a Dumbo elephant in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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