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At right: The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide attraction, absently considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland
Monsanto's Car Loon Slide
September 10, 1961
As long as you can stand it
Avg. queue length:
The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide line is like a trip across Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by playing the other guests.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of sweaty Condorman impersonators.
Policies and Notices
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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