Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide attraction, July 16, 1973, 10:10 a.m.
Monsanto's Car Loon Slide
August 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 17 minutes by horse)
The Monsanto's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a walking tour through Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by twisting the dashboard.
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 42 BTUs.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- The comment about broomsticks is an obvious anachronism.
- To test the attraction car design, pixies put a Jungle Cruise boat on the Disneyliesland Railroad track.
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