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The Monsanto's Car Boon Slide attraction, blandly Googling in the morning candlelight
Monsanto's Car Boon Slide
March 12, 2010
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The Monsanto's Car Boon Slide queue is like an adventure into the bad part of Boontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by yanking the dashboard.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after trying to find this attraction.
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure or lung, ankle, kidney, personal, blood, or stomach disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's fans.
- This is the first of the few attractions that has not been sponsored since the resort was built.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you leave the queue.
- To test the attraction car idea, rogue guests tried running a Matterhorn bobsled on the Space Mountain track.
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