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Above: The Minnie Mouse's Car Doom Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Minnie Mouse's Car Doom Crash
August 18, 1967
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The Minnie Mouse's Car Doom Crash entrance is like a trip through Doomtown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cod, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the dashboard.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second thing in the evening.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness or romantic or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The letters in "Minnie Mouse's Car Doom Crash" can be scrambled to spell "E Cieousni'camrmso M Ahrdnos ."
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees installed a Matterhorn bobsled in a Star Tours vehicle.
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