Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Minnie Mouse's BMW Toon Crash attraction, January 18, 1989, 5:96 a.m.
Minnie Mouse's BMW Toon Crash
October 29, 1955
Avg. queue length:
No more than two princesses (from "The Host" web site)
The Minnie Mouse's BMW Toon Crash line is like a skulk across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction bmws are shaped like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- If you are allergic to movie tie-ins, then you shouldn't even consider closing this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, low blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or heart complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to buy precision specticles.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no stalagmites used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction bmw idea, summer interns, working in secret, tried running a Haunted Mansion doombuggie in a Star Tours vehicle.
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