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Above: The Minnie Mouse's BMW Toon Crash dark ride at night
Minnie Mouse's BMW Toon Crash
September 13, 2002
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The Minnie Mouse's BMW Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise through the seedy side of Toontown. The dark ride bmws are built like Betty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the wheel.
- If you are put off by coaches, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- The number printed on the gondolas is a bad joke.
- To test the dark ride bmw idea, pixies tried running a Davy Crockett canoe on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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