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Above: The Miley Cyrus' Car Tool Slide train, March 8, 1972, 11:11 p.m.
Miley Cyrus' Car Tool Slide
June 18, 2010
Avg. queue length:
The Miley Cyrus' Car Tool Slide entrance is like a skulk inside the back alley's of Tooltown. The train cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the other guests.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from chronic tattoos or wrist, lung, chest, familial, or neck disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
- No food or snacks allowed.
- Some delusional individuals say that this train is haunted by the happy haunt of a former cast member.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the speedy room.
- To test the train car idea, soon-to-be-former employees installed a Davy Crockett canoe on the Monorail track.
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